Elderly farmer thought of clever response when he caught women skinny-dipping in his pond

Elderly farmer thought of clever response when he caught women skinny-dipping in his pond

Skinny-dipping is often done by adventurous people as the act of swimming in the water without any clothes on is quite exciting. Obviously, it is also quite risky too as the chance of getting seen by a complete stranger is quite high. For these girls, their fear just turned into reality when an old guy caught them taking a dip in his pond.

In Louisana, U.S.A., an elderly farmer allegedly saw a group of women skinny-dipping in his own large pond. According to Elite Readers, the man owned a large farm for lots of years.

Since the pond was deemed “properly shaped for swimming,” he decided to place picnic tables and horseshoe courts around the area. He even planted apple and peach trees in the vicinity.

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Unfortunately, it was alleged that he hasn’t been going there for quite some time. The report did not cite any reason but it could be presumed that he was perhaps busy with other affairs.

As such, the pond was supposed to be unkempt or at the very least, abandoned.

So imagine the elderly farmer’s surprise when he saw a group of women skinny-dipping right in his own pond!

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When he came close to the area, he heard delightful voices and shouts of joy. Lo and behold, there were naked women swimming right in front of his eyes!

He approached them with the intentions of telling them off but one of the women shouted, “We’re not coming out until you leave!” 

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The elderly farmer scowled and replied, “I didn’t come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.” 

He lifted the five-gallon bucket he held and continued, “I’m here to feed the alligators!” 

This joke has been shared all over the internet for years now with the intention of teaching people a valuable lesson: never set foot on someone else’s property without permission.

Here are some of the netizens’ comments about the story:

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What do you think about this, readers? Do you like it? If you saw a group of people trespassing in your property, what would you do? Let us know your thoughts in the comments section below! 

SOURCE: ELITE READERS

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